Robinhood Chain · Uniswap v4 · one cohort, every pad
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Every row below covers the same block range, so no pad is credited for having existed longer. pools.trade went live on 5 August 2026; an all-time comparison against a pad that has run for months would measure age, not quality.
| Launchpad | Launches | Never traded | Median life | Alive at 1h |
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The pads are not randomly assigned. A team that can build a hook and a launch plan picks a different pad than someone clicking a button, and that difference travels with the coin. This measures the coins that came out of each pad, not what the pad did to them.
Every rate carries a 95% interval. Two pads whose intervals overlap have not been shown to differ, however far apart their headline percentages look. Rows below the comparability threshold are listed and excluded from the ranking rather than hidden.
There is no inactivity threshold anywhere in this measurement — a lifespan is birth to last trade, full stop. An earlier build had one and advertised it as testable; it turned out to change no published number, which is a worse failure than the bug it claimed to guard against. What guards the finding now is rank stability across marks, and it can fail.